Sick Gambler ... You Poor Bastard

[Rattler+]

So your out of the contest, huh?
Don't worry, you'll find you sleep better now. No more lying awake at night after the games thinking "If only I took the Over instead of the Under, I would be up", or "I know I can beat these guys, I'll just study the games harder tomorrow".
The first time you see the results, it's hard to accept the fact you have been "eliminated". Go and get a hug from your Mom. You can get a hug from your Dad too. But don't hug him in public. Especially in a mall. People will think your a gay. It's Christmas season and everybody is out Christmas shopping. If you hug your Dad in a mall, people will think he is your "Sugar Daddy". They will think he is buying you an early "Sugar Daddy" Christmas present.
But now that your out of the contest, you will never lose another game. All your picks will win. Since I got eliminated from the Rx Hockey Contest, I am 137-0. I have won close to $2 Million in hockey alone. Since I got eliminated from the Rx Hockey Contest all my hockey picks are winners. Yours will be to, so bet big.
But even with all this money I am winning in hockey, I would give up all of the $2 Million I have won to be back in the contest. /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif /infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
Good Luck and sleep well tonight.
Rattler

 

[vega007+]

You might be on to something there Rattler. I too was on fire before this contest started, maybe once he gets eliminated he will be back to lighting it up.


Besides, he's not even nearly eliminated yet. He's still got about a week left I think.

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34 days and counting to the greatest fix in NFL history

 

[Bushay]

This is actually pretty damn funny. The guy who couldn't keep his mouth shut earlier in the contest is the 1st to be eliminated. Crazy jivin Ivan...eat your heart out baby! Ha!

 

rattler,

who said I was out of the contest. Don't count me out yet baby. I have been losing my shirt the last month in gambling, but I think I am on the verge of turning this baby tonight. I have a chance at having a great night in the contest. I'm slowly slowly getting my confidence back.

Don't count me out yet Ratty. It's not over till the fat lady sings. I'm good under pressure. Now that I have to win, I will win. I was just on cruise control before. I wasn't taking it seriously, but now I am. I have a chance at 5-0 tonight and sweeping the board. Still a long way, but I do have a chance.

But I admit it, I'm still a big loser.

 

[Rattler+]

I was going by first place. I forgot it was 50 points out of 3rd place. My Bad. Please forgive me - I was eliminated so long ago, I forgot the rules! /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Good Luck! Hope you sweep the board tonight.

 

That's ok ratty, you scared the hell out of me there. I thought you knew something I didn't. But that's ok, maybe your post will be the turning point for me, and start to bring me good luck. If I end up winning this contest now, I will send you a little something, I promise. I went 4-1 tonight. Maybe it's the start of things to come. I forgot what it feels like to win. It's been 2 months since I won a game. I hope I don't get eliminated. I don't know how I could go on living without being in this contest. Take care.